Thursday, May 11, 2006

Investments I wish I had made
Oh, how I wish I had invested my retirement in hard liquor and Ibuprophen stocks. According to a new Harris poll, Bush has hit 29 percent. If even a fraction of the lefty bloggers go on a bender tonight, who promised to do so, I would be a rich man by tomorrow. Oh well, I suppose there is still time to invest for the Rove indictment.

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